Re: Yugoslav terms for ending the war

[Sava <sava@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

And what will you do if NATO refuses your terms?  Insist they keep
bombing?
What if they stop anyway?  Will you then bomb yourselves?

ChameleonŽ wrote:

> Yugoslav terms for ending the war
> 
>         1. Application of ground troops, momentarily and in wide numbers,
> mainly americans, germans and britsh nationality.
> 
>         2. Immediate resignation of Bill clinton, to be followed by
> democratic elections under the supervision of Yugoslavia, Russia and
> Belorussia.
> 
>         3. Immediate arrest of Madleine Albright, then trial and public
> hanging on the marketplace in Aleksinac.
> 
>         4. Immediate dismissal of General Wesley Clark and
> institutionalizing him.  The empty chair to be given to Steven Gonzales as a
> prize for correct posture after getting beaten in the process of bringing
> him for an information talk because of illegal crossing of the border.
> 
>         5. Immediate resignation of Tony Blair and his cabinet, which is
> expected because of point 2., with the deportation of Blair to Arkansas
> where he will continue to live comfortably with the hemorrhoids of Bill
> Clinton happily ever after...
> 
>         6. Immediate resignation of the German goverment.  the
> socijaldemocratic party to return their old name Nationalsocialist and their
> color of shirts - light brown, and the party of the green to change color
> into black (with SS sign on the lapel) in the aim of continuence with the
> famous traditions of German democratic thoughts (and actions) from the
> middle of this century.
> 
>         7. Immediate resignation of the French goverment.  France to change
> the colors of their flag, into white and red colors going horizontally with
> a blue background and white stars, and their anthem because they have lost
> their posture to carry their own tri-color flag.
> 
>         8. Refugees from Kosovo to be given accomodation in 4 stars or
> higher hotels in the countries of NATO in the duration of two years, after
> which Refugees can organize a referendum with the question whether they want
> to stay in the hotels or go back to Kosovo.
> 
>         9. KLA to be sent to USA and to be given jobs in NYPD and  LAPD in
> the department for narcotics as the world accepted specialists they are.  To
> be provided with arms of their choice and free use of the arms without any
> consequences.
> 
>         10. The NATO military-humanitarian organization to dissolve itself
> on its 50th anniversary of existence and the members to abide that the
> budget will be used in cleaning up the damages that they have done to
> Yugoslavia and other neighboring countries by the mis-use of these funds in
> the first place.
> 
>         11. Urgent commitment of reorganization of armies of the countries
> of the former military-humanitarian NATO, for the aim of rehabitualiation of
> the lost moral.  One potencial very worthy measure recommended, to dance to
> Serbian folk dances instead of morning exercises in the aim of building
> their estetic, moral and fizical posture for these young men.